Someone's written erotica about shagging coronavirus personified
Was coronavirus-themed erotica on your 2020 bingo card? If so, then you’re in luck.
Someone has written a 16-page ‘book’ about a scientist who falls for Covid-19 personified.
The blurb on Goodreads says: ‘She was supposed to cure the Coronavirus. Instead… she fell in love with it.
‘Dr Alexa Ashingtonford is a part of a crack team of scientists tasked with finding the cure to the devastating Coronavirus. Little did she know she would end up falling in love with it, in this steamy viral-erotica.
‘Kissing the Coronavirus is a steamy tale about forbidden love and dark desires come to life.’
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If that sounds like your cup of tea, you might also want to check what the reviews have had to say about the story.
One user who have the story one star wrote: ‘B***hes be like ‘nope-never-going-to-read-this’ and then go and download this book a second later because it’s in kindle unlimited. I’m b***hes.’
Another wrote that she debated giving it one star or five, saying: ‘Don’t get me wrong, this book is awful. Absolutely horrible. But in the best possible way. It is exactly what I wanted it to be.’ In the end, it seems she landed on one star.
That user also shared some quotes from the book in her review, one of which reads: ‘Despite the devastation the virus was causing across the globe, Alexa felt a rush of excitement every time she picked up the Corona sample, like a pulsating, erect penis, desperate to unleash its devastation on anyone who touched it.’
‘She loved beards, and a moustache was only the start of a beard, like micropenises are just the start of real penises. You need the rest of it for it to be truly meaningful,’ goes another.
The Amazon page for Kissing the Coronavirus is the author’s ‘attempt at trying to pay the bills following her job loss.’
Any parties interested in reading Kissing the Coronavirus can download the book for free from Amazon if they’re Kindle Unlimited members, and for 99p if they’re not.
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